Film: Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
Hysterical Bi-sexual Don’t get me wrong, Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) is an awful film, but yet I still enjoyed it. Woody Allen’s film, funded in part by the Spanish government, follows two women Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) as they spend the summer in Barcelona. First, let’s unpack the clear two atrocities of the film. For one there is the narrative, which honestly feels like a wet dream that Woody Allen had one night, in which three of the most attractive women you can think of are literally falling for him. Him in the films case is Juan Antonio Gonzalo (Javier Bardem), a Spanish painter who we first meet in a restaurant propositioning Vicky and Cristina for a threesome. Ridiculous from the outset, it is a vaguely familiar trope; two oppositional American tourists, one artistic and capricious (Cristina) and the other uptight and unhappily engaged (Vicky), both falling for the exotic native (Antonio Gonzalo), the only one to fulf...